Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

(Source: tokyogals)

  • me: *sees a bug in my house*
  • me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
  • bug: *flies at my face*
  • me: first of all how dare you

nayx:

dont bring your screaming child onto the plane. throw it away

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*